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The following text describes, step by step, how best to spoil the day your doctor and / or pediatrician. Easy and convenient.
1. When the query reaches the door open without knocking, and ask if it is pointed in the list.
2. If the physician has the opportunity to have the list handy and patience to look, ask why you have not been named yet, but I was half an hour ahead.
3. If what he finds is a woman, ask where the doctor.
4. You can also tell women that if that is where are the quotes.
5. Each time the door opens to a patient in or out, poked his head with the face of "my turn yet?".
6. In the waiting room to criticize the Social Security and medical loud and clear to be heard from within.
7. Puntazo is a saying that the salary of all who are there the pay you directly. Especially do not mention that the doctor also pays taxes and Social Security.
8. It is also very effective to say that the previous physician, now retired, was much better than today. And besides, I did all the recipes I wanted.
9. If you are the doctor's office, carrying the boy's grandmother. If your intention is not to spoil, but hate him directly, take the two grandmothers.
10. When you enter your query and ask him what's wrong, says this "I do not know, you're the doctor."
11. Never go straight to the point: start since he noticed the first symptom, fifteen years ago, but has nothing to do with his current illness.
12. If asked if you take medication, pills, says that white, round.
13. Leave on the table a tremendous wad of pages with whatever is found on the Internet about their symptoms.
14. When you review, says the treatment has not done anything, although it would have been fever, cough, halitosis and has found a girlfriend.
15. The pediatrician's stethoscope is not there to listen, but that the child will start the ears, resulting in his joy, and the two grandmothers.
16. When your child off the computer cable, remárquele the pediatrician that is smart for his age.
17. Insist that the child does not eat, even overflow on both sides of the couch and take in the car four packs of worms.
18. Her mother and mother know more than the pediatrician. And the child always needed vitamins.
19. When you see the doctor is about to dismiss him, say the magic little words: "And by the way, since I'm here ...".
20. When the doctor guidelines for treatment, ask: "And this will not be bad?"
21. Always put a face when prescribed a generic. Everyone knows they are worse than the brand.
22. If you schedule the brand name drug, the more expensive, also puts a face. "Of course, as the payer is the taxpayer ..."
23. When you leave the consultation, after serving eight times, and coffee the doctor, holding in his hand and thirteen sheets of referral to a specialist, say in a loud voice: "Nothing, as usual, pass the ball of each other. "
